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The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop. In this collection Larry uncovers secrets about multiple antichrists, alien conspiracies, the Liquid Cult, Jewish people, and exorcism.
The Pantheon is Electric.
A modern retelling of Greek mythology set in a world of robotic gods! Tricking a mountain god into setting him free, Eric must lead his fellows on a perilous journey across the ocean. As they encounter tentacled gods and suffering abominations, Eric realizes he has bit...
Mind-Bending Short Fiction.
A scientist battles a robot-god who experiences time backwards. A magic dog writes mind-destroying fiction. A genetic experiment falls in love with works of art, and tries to make love. A brave soldier travels through a world of perpetual warfare. Plus other stories...
In 2013 an ancient relic was unearthed in the Middle East. The relic was a music-box from a century pre-dating modern humans. A relic of proto-human musical composition. This album is a recording of the sounds on that ancient music machine. Music with an eerie resemblance to modern-day indietronica....
I'm trying to find an agent for a sci-fi book I wrote. That's exciting and kind of stressful, but it's mitigated by another endeavor. Namely: Podcasting!
I wrote some sarcastic self-help books, but instead of trying to sell them as books I decided to record them as podcasts and share them with th...
A marathon of spices spirals like a paraplegic lobster. I plucked the wings from a mountain lobster and cast it into the deep.
The touch-groan muck-screen greens backbone luck tone. Your swid glistens in the dark. Don't let it touch me or I will be forever grateful.
Like a waterfall of people, my law is normal. I can only measure. I can never win or lose. There is a wizard on my face. I will never forgive you.
Modern answers to your deepest philosophical questions. This is a modern re-telling of the classic book of wisdoms, The Prophet. Now with Fancy Language! Listen to this week's episode of the Go Help Yourself Podcast!
What do you do if you find yourself stuck in a house with a crazed killer who's butchering your friends? Find out on this week's episode of Go Help Yourself!
I hereby announce the GO HELP YOURSELF Podcast.
This is a casual, occasional podcast full of bad advice. It's a satirical self-improvement audio-book series. It's free, but you can donate digital cash at the patreon site. If I get some listeners I'll keep doing it.
The first episode is "Ten Wa...
Miramichi — A prototype self-driven Tesla van full of record producers and computer programmers arrived in Northern New Brunswick’s largest city today, to browse the local culture, boost the vital tourist economy, and show off their perfect hair...