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Released: 2017-02-01

Occult Horror, Absurd Comedy

Hipsters and losers seek their fortunes and pursue their weird urges while the Freak Collector weaves his cosmic traps.

Neo-Something Doom Puzzle is a playfully evil and sometimes violent book. It tells the tales of several young hipsters and losers struggling for stability in a carnivorous universe. Neuroses and bad luck weave together the ambitious journeys of the multiple protagonists. Hopes and dreams are taken apart and re-arranged in a universe full of occult horror and morbid absurdity, living symbolism and adventure. Fast-paced prose and abstract story-structure add layers of meaning to an experiment in narrative form.

Sam is a naive and neurotic young man who is bullied by his family. He bravely takes his unrealistic dream of creating video games into the working world. With no planning or experience he is in over his head and easily manipulated by multiple bosses. Those bosses in turn are in over their heads in occult pursuits with repercussions for themselves and for Sam.

Ted is a drug-damaged introvert who meets up with successful old friends for a sky-diving excursion. When bad winds blow his parachuting companions onto a haunted mountain Ted plunges in to find and rescue them. What he discovers is a world where subtle meaning manifests itself as discrete entities, time plays strange tricks on lost wanderers, and personalities are mere toys for inexplicable forces.

Other characters pursue their own ambitions via violent orgies, dangerous job-hunts, and team-building exercises gone-awry. Amongst the hostility of capitalist predators the struggling heroes also meet creatures from the void, manifestations of the universe's unknowableness, and puzzles of power to be unlocked.

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Released: 2014-06-10

Absurd Comedy, Horror

The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop... at least, he thinks he does. In this collection Larry uncovers secrets about multiple antichrists, alien conspiracies, the Liquid Cult, Jewish people, and exorcism.

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Released: 2014-04-08

Science Fiction, Theory Fiction, Surrealism, Adventure, Absurdism

Mind-Bending Short Fiction.

A scientist battles a robot-god who experiences time backwards. A magic dog writes mind-destroying fiction. A genetic experiment falls in love with works of art, and tries to make love. A brave soldier travels through a world of perpetual warfare. Plus other stories that range from suspenseful adventures to theory-fiction. Plus other stories that range from suspenseful adventures to theory-fiction.

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Released: 2014-01-22

Science Fiction, Absurdism, Comedy, Horror, Occult, Theory Fiction

A gruesome grimoire of hilarious anecdotes, impossible bullshit, and good advice. Plus sorcery, spiritual insight, get-rich-quick schemes, and ancient wisdom. Pretty much X-rated.

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Released: 2011-12-22

Adventure, Surrealism

Escape onto Dinosaur Mountain, a never-ending ski-hill full of dinosaurs and magic, where anything can happen!

Dr. Maverick Branderdash stole a mobile home from the bank and now the cops are after him! In a bid to escape, he unwittingly skis down Dinosaur Mountain. This strange mountain will challenge his instincts, his morals, and the strength of his psyche. Will nonsense-poetry eat his mind? Will he allow the tyrannical Giant Candycane to rule the slopes? Will Detective Trent drag Maverick to jail? Will the doctor ever find a way off Dinosaur Mountain?

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