The Matt Payne Website

Books and Music

The Matt Payne Website

Books and Music



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I'm an author and musician living in Canada.

I write weird comedy, horror, and sci fi.


Music Player:

Guitar Poem
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Funky raw guitar groove from Synthetic Adventure Beats.

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A drum n Bass dialogue from Synthetic Adventure Beats.



ஆழ்நிலை அலை

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:29:31 GMT

ஆழ்நிலை அலை is my name and I come from another two centuries. Neither of them really liked me but I was already used to that. In my line of work you tend to rub centuries the wrong way. The problem is, time-waves ripple out from each century, forwards and backwards forever, and where they meet in the middle you could see interference patterns (if you were the type of creature who could “see” such things).

Those interference patterns are The Lord Peel, whose will emerges from between appearances (relationships and waves). He plays an instrument and he never plays monotone. There is meaning in the intervals between the notes that he plays. He follows a regular schedule but is always pushing himself to new heights and new situations. Of course sometimes he takes a little vacation to help him transition between projects.

A tragedy occurred (thirteen were dismembered, six fatally, partially consumed) and Peel’s music took on a more dissonant tone. He played in disreputable establishments and befriended disreputable people.

I promised to return one day. He wrote his final song for me.

More entries at my LiveJournal Blog.




2020-07-21 23:22:47

More paranoia from Larry Grank in my new book (e-book exclusive) MICROCALYPSE.

It's a tale of disease, debauchery, and TRUTH!

Website Update

2018-03-25 01:42:38

I got rid of those carousel sliders. As sliders go they were pretty cool, but even the best sliders are an eyesore, so I got rid of the fuckers so the site can be a better place for people's eyes.
So this is 4.2, slider-free since 2018


2018-03-16 21:02:41

The Society of Misfits series of anthologies has accepted my short horror story, A Gift in the Mirror. They'll release it on October 23 of 2018. So, thanks to Bards and Sages Publishing for accepting me into their lair.

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About Me:



CLASS...anarcho sex-bot



FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)

FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling

POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke


FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)



LANGUAGES SPOKEN...javascript/klingon

PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema

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