crime, heist, comedy, thriller
The Gitwack family turns to grave-robbing to escape poverty. But when they try to ransom a patriarch's corpse back to his rich family,... [more]
idm, indietronica, grunge, math rock
Five loud, intricate, dirty tracks.
Smashing the cosmic into rusted-out geometric shapes.
experimental, drum n bass, idm
"An exciting and dirty synth-adventure" - BumpFoot.net [more]
I write weird comedy, horror, and sci fi.
2022-01-17 23:15:34
I started a couple podcasts. One is The Righteous Podcast of Truth. It's a scripted weird-comedy podcast and you should check it out.
2020-07-21 23:22:47
More paranoia from Larry Grank in my new book (e-book exclusive) MICROCALYPSE.
It's a tale of disease, debauchery, and TRUTH!
2018-03-25 01:42:38
I got rid of those carousel sliders. As sliders go they were pretty cool, but even the best sliders are an eyesore, so I got rid of the fuckers so the site can be a better place for people's eyes.
So this is pATTmAYNE.com 4.2, slider-free since 2018
Transformation through rage
Funky raw guitar groove from Synthetic Adventure Beats.
A drum n Bass dialogue from Synthetic Adventure Beats.
Stuff I might email you:
SPECIES...human
GENDER...male
CLASS...anarcho sex-bot
MODUS...schizoid
ALLERGIES...categorization
FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)
FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke
LIQUOR LICENSE...pending
FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes
RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)
PETS...cats
MARITAL STATUS...see "PETS"
LANGUAGES SPOKEN...javascript/klingon
PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema