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Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!

crime, heist, comedy, thriller

The Gitwack family turns to grave-robbing to escape poverty. But when they try to ransom a patriarch's corpse back to his rich family,... [more]

The Righteous Book of Truth

satire, adventure, self-help

Six Spectacular Shorts. More get-rich quick schemes, good advice, tales of paranoia, and visions of glory. Includes several... [more]

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Publishing History:

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Not including full-length novels and collections:

Short Horror:

The Lifeguard, Depraved Desires II, (2017)
A Gift of Mirror, The Society of Misfit Stories, (2018)

Non-Fiction on UltraCulture.org:

What was Isaac Newton's Occult Research All About?

Satirical fiction on The Manatee.net:

Non-Fiction on NickelSteak (defunt online magazine):

Science Lessons: Hazardous Mutations (2012)
Science Lessons: Quantum Nonsense (2012)

Short Fiction: Living Room of the Damned. Qwerty Magazine, 2004.

The Wicked Geometer

idm, indietronica, grunge, math rock

Five loud, intricate, dirty tracks.
Smashing the cosmic into rusted-out geometric shapes.
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Old Gods

indietronica, idm

Synthetic Adventure Beats.
Driving rhythms and mind-melting melodies.
A compilation of Old Stuff (formerly... [more]

Synthetic Adventure Beats

experimental, drum n bass, idm

"An exciting and dirty synth-adventure" - BumpFoot.net [more]

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ஆழ்நிலை அலை is my name and I come from another two centuries. Neither of them really liked me but I was already used to that. In my line of work you tend to rub centuries the wrong way. The problem is, time-waves ripple out from each century, forwards and backwards forever, and where they meet in the middle you could see interference patterns (if you were the type of creature who could “see” such things).

Those interference patterns are The Lord Peel, whose will emerges from between appearances (relationships and waves). He plays an instrument and he never plays monotone. There is meaning in the intervals between the notes that he plays. He follows a regular schedule but is always pushing himself to new heights and new situations. Of course sometimes he takes a little vacation to help him transition between projects.

A tragedy occurred (thirteen were dismembered, six fatally, partially consumed) and Peel’s music took on a more dissonant tone. He played in disreputable establishments and befriended disreputable people.

I promised to return one day. He wrote his final song for me.

More entries at my LiveJournal Blog.

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I write weird comedy, horror, and sci fi.

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ஆழ்நிலை அலை

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:29:31 GMT

ஆழ்நிலை அலை is my name and I come from another two centuries. Neither of them really liked me but I was already used to that. In my line of work you tend to rub centuries the wrong way. The problem is, time-waves ripple out from each century, forwards and backwards forever, and where they meet in the middle you could see interference patterns (if you were the type of creature who could “see” such things).

Those interference patterns are The Lord Peel, whose will emerges from between appearances (relationships and waves). He plays an instrument and he never plays monotone. There is meaning in the intervals between the notes that he plays. He follows a regular schedule but is always pushing himself to new heights and new situations. Of course sometimes he takes a little vacation to help him transition between projects.

A tragedy occurred (thirteen were dismembered, six fatally, partially consumed) and Peel’s music took on a more dissonant tone. He played in disreputable establishments and befriended disreputable people.

I promised to return one day. He wrote his final song for me.

More entries at my LiveJournal Blog.

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New Novella: MICROCALYPSE

2020-07-21 23:22:47

More paranoia from Larry Grank in my new book (e-book exclusive) MICROCALYPSE.

It's a tale of disease, debauchery, and TRUTH!

Website Update

2018-03-25 01:42:38

I got rid of those carousel sliders. As sliders go they were pretty cool, but even the best sliders are an eyesore, so I got rid of the fuckers so the site can be a better place for people's eyes.
So this is pATTmAYNE.com 4.2, slider-free since 2018

Upcoming...

2018-03-16 21:02:41

The Society of Misfits series of anthologies has accepted my short horror story, A Gift in the Mirror. They'll release it on October 23 of 2018. So, thanks to Bards and Sages Publishing for accepting me into their lair.

The Society of Misfits

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