The Paranoid Adventures of Larry Grank
Comedy, Horror, Surrealism, Occult.
The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop... at least, he thinks he does. In this collection Larry uncovers secrets about... [more]
The Sick Book of Lies
Science Fiction, Absurdism, Comedy, Horror, Occult, Theory Fiction
A gruesome grimoire of hilarious anecdotes, impossible bullshit, and good advice. Plus sorcery, spiritual insight, get-rich-quick... [more]
I'm an author and musician living in Canada.
I write weird comedy, horror, and sci fi.
Music Player:
Guitar Poem
Funky raw guitar groove from Synthetic Adventure Beats.
Maytar
A drum n Bass dialogue from Synthetic Adventure Beats.
Blog:
ஆழ்நிலை அலை
Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:29:31 GMT
ஆழ்நிலை அலை is my name and I come from another two centuries. Neither of them really liked me but I was already used to that. In my line of work you tend to rub centuries the wrong way. The problem is, time-waves ripple out from each century, forwards and backwards forever, and where they meet in the middle you could see interference patterns (if you were the type of creature who could “see” such things).
Those interference patterns are The Lord Peel, whose will emerges from between appearances (relationships and waves). He plays an instrument and he never plays monotone. There is meaning in the intervals between the notes that he plays. He follows a regular schedule but is always pushing himself to new heights and new situations. Of course sometimes he takes a little vacation to help him transition between projects.
A tragedy occurred (thirteen were dismembered, six fatally, partially consumed) and Peel’s music took on a more dissonant tone. He played in disreputable establishments and befriended disreputable people.
I promised to return one day. He wrote his final song for me.
More entries at my LiveJournal Blog.
Announcements:
Website Update
2018-03-25 01:42:38
I got rid of those carousel sliders. As sliders go they were pretty cool, but even the best sliders are an eyesore, so I got rid of the fuckers so the site can be a better place for people's eyes.
So this is pATTmAYNE.com 4.2, slider-free since 2018
Upcoming...
2018-03-16 21:02:41
The Society of Misfits series of anthologies has accepted my short horror story, A Gift in the Mirror. They'll release it on October 23 of 2018. So, thanks to Bards and Sages Publishing for accepting me into their lair.
The Society of Misfits
New Short Fiction: The Lifeguard published in Depraved Desires 2.
2017-08-04 03:46:09
I wrote a disturbing and offensive short story about a lifeguard who... oversteps his authority and the laws of nature. Apparently the fine folks at Hellbound Books are into that kind of thing because they're publishing it in their collection of erotic horror: Depraved Desires 2. As of August 4, 2017, this collection will be available on Amazon in paperback and Kindle formats.
Publishing History:
Not including full-length novels and collections:
Short Horror:
- The Lifeguard, Depraved Desires II, (2017)
- A Gift of Mirror, The Society of Misfit Stories, (2018)
Non-Fiction on UltraCulture.org:
Satirical fiction on The Manatee.net:
- Bay of Fundy Mer Folk legalize weed, mushrooms, pills. (2016)
- New developments on Saint John waterfront magically disappear as soon as built. (2016)
- Woodstock call centre employee applies for administrative job in downtown Tokyo. (2016)
- Saint John man fears his cats have been radicalized. (2016)
- Provincial government subsidizes inland lobster fishery. (2016)
- Handsome San Franciscans visit Miramichi just to gloat. (2016)
Non-Fiction on NickelSteak (defunt online magazine):
Science Lessons: Hazardous Mutations (2012)
Science Lessons: Quantum Nonsense (2012)
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