This is where I shill for the cigarette industry.
Mon, 24 Apr 2017
Mon, 08 Aug 2022
Tue, 10 Dec 2019
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Mon, 24 Apr 2017
Tue, 28 Mar 2017
Page Design by Matt Payne & Spiral Machines Productions
Background art by August Ekblom.
Original work titled "Extrapolation of the penis," altered with glitch effects.
Copyright Matt Payne 2023
Inquire unto my health: info [at] pattmayne [dot] com
Stuff I might email you:
SPECIES...human
GENDER...male
CLASS...anarcho sex-bot
MODUS...schizoid
ALLERGIES...categorization
FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)
FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke
LIQUOR LICENSE...pending
FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes
RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)
PETS...cats
MARITAL STATUS...see "PETS"
LANGUAGES SPOKEN...javascript/klingon
PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema
