Assaulted by unseen forces, his empire cannibalized from within, Julius Cinnamon must discover who seeks the destruction of his wondrous Agartha. For Agartha is the seed of a brand new world.
He has a lust for life and a plan that could transform the human race. His sense of loyalty is matched only by his capacity for revenge.
He is Julius Cinnamon, a stylish force of nature who knows exactly what he wants.
Dive into an unprecedented adventure story.
Styles & Genres: Adventure, Mystery, Thriller, Science Fiction
Released: August 21, 2017
Stories of insanity, horror, and other kinds of fun.
crime, heist, comedy, thriller
The Gitwack family turns to grave-robbing to escape poverty. But when they try to ransom a patriarch's corpse back to his rich family,... [more]
satire, adventure, self-help
Six Spectacular Shorts. More get-rich quick schemes, good advice, tales of paranoia, and visions of glory. Includes several... [more]
weird comedy, science fiction
science fiction, humor
Paranoid blogger Larry Grank is convinced that the Shadow Doctors are administering mind-control drugs to their patients, in service to... [more]
Comedy, Horror, Surrealism, Occult.
The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop... at least, he thinks he does. In this collection Larry uncovers secrets... [more]
Science Fiction, Absurdism, Comedy, Horror, Occult, Theory Fiction
A gruesome grimoire of hilarious anecdotes, impossible bullshit, and good advice. Plus sorcery, spiritual insight, get-rich-quick... [more]
Science Fiction, Theory Fiction, Surrealism, Adventure, Absurdism
Mind-Bending Short Fiction.
A scientist battles a robot-god who experiences time backwards. A magic dog writes mind-destroying... [more]
science fiction, mystery, adventure
Paul's wife disappears on their first day on the Martian colony, pulling Paul into a mind-bending adventure that challenges his deepest... [more]
Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized... [more]
self-help, satire, mystery
Life is full of horrible surprises. And if you ever find yourself trapped in a mansion with your friends getting butchered by an... [more]
These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy... [more]
Escape onto Dinosaur Mountain, a never-ending ski-hill full of dinosaurs and magic, where anything can... [more]
Adventure, Mystery, Thriller, Science Fiction
Assaulted by unseen forces, his empire... [more]
Stuff I might email you:
FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)
FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke
FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes
RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)
MARITAL STATUS...see "PETS"
PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema