Paul's wife disappears on their first day on the Martian colony, pulling Paul into a mind-bending adventure that challenges his deepest views.
Paul and Fiona move to a colony on Mars to seek their fortune. Paul has rigid plans for a business empire, but Fiona wants to be an interplanetary travel-writer seeking the truth about mankind's secret history on the Red Planet.
When Fiona disappears Paul puts his own plans on hold to find her. His search takes him outside the safety of the colony, where people are living very different kinds of lives: Religious robots who worship a mind-control stone they call Bethikabox; The Sports League whose only sport is hunting humans; Dr Grobe, who creates thoughts and feelings that exist outside the human brain.
Paul finds allies in the Psych Kids, drug-dealing freaks who help him in his search and seek to open up his heart. But the truth about Fiona's disappearance challenges his conceptions, old and new. Inside Egyptian-style ruins he discovers magic and puzzles, secrets about the history of our species, and terrifying implications about the universe itself. If he ever finds Fiona, they may not be the same people anymore.
Styles & Genres: science fiction, mystery, adventure
Released: November, 2017
Stories of insanity, horror, and other kinds of fun.
crime, heist, comedy, thriller
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satire, adventure, self-help
Six Spectacular Shorts. More get-rich quick schemes, good advice, tales of paranoia, and visions of glory. Includes several... [more]
weird comedy, science fiction
science fiction, humor
Paranoid blogger Larry Grank is convinced that the Shadow Doctors are administering mind-control drugs to their patients, in service to... [more]
Comedy, Horror, Surrealism, Occult.
The universe is full of mystery and Larry has the inside scoop... at least, he thinks he does. In this collection Larry uncovers secrets... [more]
Science Fiction, Absurdism, Comedy, Horror, Occult, Theory Fiction
A gruesome grimoire of hilarious anecdotes, impossible bullshit, and good advice. Plus sorcery, spiritual insight, get-rich-quick... [more]
Science Fiction, Theory Fiction, Surrealism, Adventure, Absurdism
Mind-Bending Short Fiction.
A scientist battles a robot-god who experiences time backwards. A magic dog writes mind-destroying...
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science fiction, mystery, adventure
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self-help, satire
Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized... [more]
self-help, satire, mystery
Life is full of horrible surprises. And if you ever find yourself trapped in a mansion with your friends getting butchered by an... [more]
self-help, satire
These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy... [more]
Surreal, Adventure
Escape onto Dinosaur Mountain, a never-ending ski-hill full of dinosaurs and magic, where anything can... [more]
Adventure, Mystery, Thriller, Science Fiction
Billionaire Playboy.
Murderous Maniac.
Unstoppable Ambition.
Assaulted by unseen forces, his empire...
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Stuff I might email you:
SPECIES...human
GENDER...male
CLASS...anarcho sex-bot
MODUS...schizoid
ALLERGIES...categorization
FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)
FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke
LIQUOR LICENSE...pending
FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes
RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)
PETS...cats
MARITAL STATUS...see "PETS"
LANGUAGES SPOKEN...javascript/klingon
PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema