Millenarianistic Chronodyke
By Johannes Paine.
The mayor has been disgraced and every political party is hungry for his seat.Henry has escaped from prison, but to evade the cops he joins a party whose platform he can't comprehend. Every attempt to escape pulls him deeper into games of power, and love.
Nico is a sexy dirtbike champ who enters politics to represent his fellow performers, because he’s such an adorable sweetheart. But the cruelty of his new colleagues rips his life apart and tests his will to its sexy core.
The Tech Nomads escalate from wifi raids to a digital-magic coup. The Clown Party is ostracized by the other candidates, and are pushed to radical action. The mayor plots treason to install himself as king. They will all clash in their quests for power.
No matter who wins the parliamentary municipal election, the island-nation city-state of Ethelcrest will never be the same.
Styles & Genres: weird comedy, science fiction
Released: August 15, 2020
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