Dinosaur Mountain
Escape onto Dinosaur Mountain, a never-ending ski-hill full of dinosaurs and magic, where anything can happen!
Dr. Maverick Branderdash stole a mobile home from the bank and now the cops are after him! In a bid to escape, he unwittingly skis down Dinosaur Mountain. This strange mountain will challenge his instincts, his morals, and the strength of his psyche. Will nonsense-poetry eat his mind? Will he allow the tyrannical Giant Candycane to rule the slopes? Will Detective Trent drag Maverick to jail? Will the doctor ever find a way off Dinosaur Mountain?
Cover Art by Melanie Daigle
Styles & Genres: Surreal, Adventure
Released: November, 2011
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