Mind-Bending Short Fiction.
A scientist battles a robot-god who experiences time backwards. A magic dog writes mind-destroying fiction. A genetic experiment falls in love with works of art, and tries to make love. A brave soldier travels through a world of perpetual warfare. Plus other stories that range from suspenseful adventures to theory-fiction. Plus other stories that range from suspenseful adventures to theory-fiction.
Styles & Genres: Science Fiction, Theory Fiction, Surrealism, Adventure, Absurdism
Released: April, 2014
Stories of insanity, horror, and other kinds of fun.
Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized... [more]
self-help, satire, mystery
Life is full of horrible surprises. And if you ever find yourself trapped in a mansion with your friends getting butchered by an... [more]
Are you an aspiring artist? Are you ready for marketing agencies to harvest your burgeoning talent by luring you into their cabal of... [more]
Stuff I might email you:
FETISHES...hypocrisy/Fabergé eggs (or any jeweled egg)
FAVOURITE WINTER SPORTS...skiing/shoveling
POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS...Radical Chronodyke/Millenarianistic Chronodyke
FAVOURITE PILLS...speed/microdoses of mushrooms/digestive enzymes
RELIGION...at the end of time, time begins, and flows backwards toward the horror of infinitely compressing "big bang" (AKA big crush where we are all one, squeezed together, elbow-to-elbow, really uncomfortable and socially awkward)(this is why we can never know anything, because our minds our backwards, like the stitching on the back of a decorative patch, and the pre-sensory ingredients for consciousness, the responsive living universe, is utterly alien in its proper time direction, and we are alone, and it doesn't even know we exist)
MARITAL STATUS...see "PETS"
PREFERRED TRANSDUCTION PARADIGM...bifurcated oblidisk gyration schema