Books
The Canadian Civil War
Canada is doomed. Watch the pieces fall in these vivid dramatizations. Every aspect of Canadian life is a new battleground. The only question is whether you're brave enough to face it. And just what will emerge on the other side.
Terranomicon
Cosmic cyberpunk action-adventure. Michael and Forest declare a fight to the death which turns into a species-changing arms-race, while Alonso tries to change humanity for the better. HUMANS USING VIOLENCE AND TECHNOLOGY TO REJECT THEIR LIMITATIONS.
Probiotic Psychotic (Stories)
When a terrorist cult threatens to attack the Metric System, Werner Herzog must travel to outer space to race other film-makers to Jupiter. But five dirt-bike champions soon face unbelievable obstacles before their big tournament. Are you ready to learn the truth about Antarctica and the Flat Earth? Some of these stories appeared previously in The Righteous Book of Truth.
Millenarianistic Chronodyke
Literally the funniest book ever written. Only high-IQ geniuses will even understand this multi-plot political epic.
The Sick Book of Lies
A gruesome grimoire full of good advice and ancient secrets.
The Adventure Poem of Julius Cinnamon
A non-stop action-adventure novel, written in first-person, present-tense. So you live every moment of violence, betrayal, and glory.
Microcalypse
Paranoid blogger Larry Grank gets entangled in a conspiracy of intelligent microbes seeking to rule the world. Will he become a vector of disease?